What do Michael J. Fox and the new guy at the warehouse have in common?
Both have trouble with the fork lift
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The Aussie, the Yank and the Canadian were having a bullshit session on this cruise ship.
The Aussie said, “In Australia we have sheep that are so big they take all day to be shorn.”
The Yank said, “That’s nothing, in Texas our cattle are so big the steaks have to be turned with a fork lift.”
The Canadian said, “That’s nothing, we have women with pussies this big.” (He then...
A man working at the Federal Reserve
A man working at the Federal Reserve was hired to manufacture pennies. On his first day, the supervisor walked him around the manufacturing area.
“This first machine melts down large blocks of metal. The liquid metal is then poured into a mold that makes a smaller block. That smaller block ...
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