UPJOKE

I used to be a forklift operator

…but there were way too many ups and downs for me.

So I got a job for a while resurfacing ice rinks, although I never really warmed to it.

I got some work fixing clocks that were running slowly, but I found the hours were just too long.

And when I tried my hand at being a baker...
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Why is the forklift operator at the distillery you own always so nice to you?

Because it's his job to lift your spirits.
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My dad met a group of forklift operators today

He said they were very uplifting
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