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Forgives Jokes

On her death bed, the Sheriff's wife confesses that she cheated on him three times, but swears it was always for a good reason. He asks what happened,

and she says, "Well, the first time, remember when Dr. Smith said he we couldn't afford the operation, and then he changed his mind and did it for free?" He says yes, and forgives her. "And the second time, do you remember when our boy got a DUI, and the judge let him off with probation?" He says ye...

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A priest hooks a huge fish

A priest hooks a huge fish

Helping him reel it in, a sailor says "Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!".

"Hey, mind your language!" says the priest.

Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, "Sorry father, but that's what this fish is called, it's a Fucker fish".<...

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My girlfriend forgives me for my premature ejaculation issues...

...she loves me despite my shortcomings...

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong ! -Milton Berle

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong !
-Milton Berle

How to get God to get you whatever you want

There was this new electric bike I wanted when I was a kid. So I prayed to God everyday for it. However, my local priest told me that God forgives but does not give, so the next day, I stole it and asked God to forgive me.

A priest and a rabbi are having lunch

They have been friends for years, talking about their lives and their faith over lunch for as long as they can remember.

One day the priest says, "My friend, I must ask a difficult question, and if you don't answer, I'll understand. But I am too curious. Your faith prohibits you from eating...

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