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Food Network Jokes

What do a Food Network host and Oedipus have in common?

They both say “umami” far more than is appropriate.

Damn you Food Network, you had me excited for a moment!

Turns out "Beat Bobby Flay" is a *cooking show*. Had me actually interested to tune in for a moment.

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Why do you watch Food Network all the time, I asked my wife.

You suck at cooking and watching doesn't make you any better!

She replied "Why do you watch porn?"

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Ray Rice jokes for DAYS!

There's like maybe four or five jokes in this list that were already posted on the internet, but the rest of this list was pretty much made up by me while I was bored. Ray Rice's incident is a gold mine of humor....just not for him. Easily offended need not apply here. Enjoy.

1.) Ray Rice's w...

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