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Flintstone Jokes

"The Flintstones" is controversial in the United Arab Emirates.

People in Dubai don't like it, but those in Abu Dhabi do.

What is Fred Flintstones’s favorite drink?

Yabba Dabba Dew

[OC] What's Fred Flintstone favourite dog breed?

The Labradabradooooor

Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble are relaxing at home one afternoon, when...

...Barney turns to Fred and asks, "Hey Fred, you wanna get high?"

Fred replies, "Yeah, a dab'll do."

How did the Flintstones died?

Pillow fight

What does a french Fred Flintstone say when he leaves.

Yabba dabb-adieu

The Flintstones

A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.

A spokesman for the channel said....'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour,

but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'

Saudi Arabia never screen The Flintstones.

But Abu Dhabi do.

Condoms galore

Nike Condoms: Just do it.


Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.


Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.


Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.


Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.


Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: T...

Flintstoners

Barney asked his buddy Fred, "How strong is his weed?"
Fred replied "just a dab, and see how it does ya'."
Barney, "Just a dab?"

Fred, "Yeah, a dab will do ya'."

What's Fred Flintstone's favorite soft drink?

Mountain Yaba-daba-do


^I don't know if this is original but it just popped into my head. ^^I'll see myself out..

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The Flintstones

One day pebbles took a shower with Fred and Wilma. Her curiosity lead her to ask questions

Pebbles: Mama what's that between your legs?

Wilma: oh honey that's mommy's rock cutter.

Pebbles: Dada what's the between your legs?

Fred: oh sweetie that's my rock.

Pebbles:...

Fred Flintstone asks Wilma if she has any weed left. She says "no, but I have some wax if you want a hit.

He replies, "yeah, a dab'll do."

Who did the Hamburglar frame for the theft of Fred Flintstone's Dino-Burger?

Rubble Rubble!

A car walks into a bar...

Bartender: What will it be Fred Flintstone?

Your mama so old

She watched the Flintstones live

So western cartoons are being introduced to the Middle East

TV execs decided to go with The Flintstones as an initial trial to see how they'll be received.
So far there has been mixed reviews.
People in Dubai don't get the humour at all but by all reports, the people in Abu Dhabi do.

Apparently its illegal to show some cartoons in the middle east

Most cities won't screen episodes of The Flintstones but Abu Dhabi doooooooo

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