Firestone Jokes - 4 Hilarious Firestone Jokes

My Eevee brushed past a car tire and now it's a Flareon.

Must have been a Firestone.

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I finally decided to retire.

I went with Firestone. They really do seem to be the best quality.

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I’m in my 40s, but I think I can finally afford to retire

Should I go with Firestone or Michelins?

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A man went to a psychic who told him he will die that day.

The psychic warned the man: "It's blurry. But... I see flames. Avoid them! And rocks! Avoid them if you want to live! I'm sorry." The man left anxious and grim. As he walked home, there was an explosion and his apartment building quickly burst into flames! He ran away as pieces of concrete and rocks...

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