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A woman peers into her bedroom mirror and sighs, deeply.

Her husband quickly asks what the issue is, concerned. She turns around, facing him, “I’m not who I used to be. My forehead is wrinkly, my nose and ears are giant, my lips are deflated and my crows feet are deepen more and more by the day! My collar bones are undefined and my arms are flappy. My beh...

Are you Flappy Bird?

'Cuz I wanna tap you till you crash.

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

My phone was at low battery so i had to plug it in right next to someone. The guy next to me was playing flappy bird really loud and it kept beeping. I kept telling him to stop and he ignored me. I got so mad i unplugged his device and it fell silent. Anyway that was the last time i was allowed in a...

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A man has recently lost a lot of weight and is visiting his doctor

His doctor says

"Wow! You must have dropped 50kg. It's a shame about that flappy skin. I've got a colleague who can fix that up, do you want his number?"

The man agrees and goes to see the specialist. He returns to his doctor a couple of weeks later and his skin is fitting like a well ...

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What do you call a sextape with a 60 year-old man in it?

Flappy Bird.


^I'll ^excuse ^myself ^now

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