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First Fruits Jokes

What did the papa pear tree say to his child pear tree who was too afraid to grow his first fruits?

Son? Grow a pear.

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3 biologists are exploring an uncharted jungle...

... when suddenly they are seized by natives.

The natives tie them up and take the 3 men to the village where they are placed before the chieftain.

The chieftain says, “You have trespassed on our sacred land, and so, you must be punished. You have one chance to save yourselves from de...

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Wise chinese saying

There's a saying in China that says "Who plant dates, does not harvest dates" the reason is that date palms takes about 80 years to give her first fruits.

One day a young man spotted an old monk planting date palms. The young man asked "Sir. Why are you planting dates if you will not harvest ...

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