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Third Reich Jokes

What do you call a blind Third Reich member?

A Not-see

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A Jew is riding in a streetcar in Germany during the early days of the Third Reich.

He is reading reading a Nazi newspaper, the Volkische Beobachter. A non-Jewish acquaintance sits down next to him and says, "Why on earth are you reading that garbage? It’s so virulently anti-Semitic!” “Look, friend," says the Jew, "I get up early and work hard in a factory all day. When I get home,...

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The third Reich

Why was Hitler’s Thousand Year Reich going to be the last one?

Because everyone knows three Reichs and your out.

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I have a highly collectible wristwatch from the Third Reich...

It's a Swatch-ticker

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Did you know that Hitler was in dire need of a pedicure while he was leader of the third reich?

He was a toe-talon-aryan

The soviet soldier asked the german how to get to Berlin

Soviet soldier:how do i go to Berlin ?
German: two hundred meters later take the third Reich.

(it was my first english joke ever probably it gonna be the last one sorry for my broken english)

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Why was Hitler late for work?

He tried driving a new route to work, but instead of taking the second left, he took the third reich.

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Hitler's driving together with Himmler and Goebbels to the next staff meeting....

When suddenly Himmler yells to Hitler "You missed the turn, you idiot!"

To which Goebbels (the great propagandist he is) loudly and correctly proclaims "You moron. The Fuhrer is not idiot. We were always going in this direction!"

Hitler finally replies with a thick accent "Don't woh-rr...

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Why did the NAZI fail drivers ED?

He succeeded on two left turns but failed on the third reich

Two rights don't make a wrong...

The third Reich makes it wrong.

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How do you get to the Nazi parade ?

First you take the 4th left and then you take the Third Reich.

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Where is Hitler's bathroom?

Down ze hall on ze Third Reich!

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Never ask a Nazi for directions

They'll always say the Third Reich is the best way to go

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What did Hitler say when his driver missed the turn

"Hey I said take the third reich!"

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It's a rough first draft but here I go...

One day, when Adolf was a young boy, his mother, Mrs. Hitler, bought some cookies. When she brought them home, little Adolf saw them and asked, "Mama, can Ich try a cookie?" But Mrs. Hitler said, "No Adolf, you cannot eat a cookie. We will have dinner soon, and Ich dont want you to spoil your appeti...

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