Fetishes Jokes - 17 Hilarious Fetishes Jokes

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I have to tell my girlfriend I am not into her fetishes.

But first, I gotta get some off my chest.

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Over the past year, my fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse.

But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realised I'd hit rock bottom.

Why do people with foot fetishes never win?

Because they like the taste of defeat

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I finally finished that book about clock fetishes

It's about time.

Your fetishes are nothing to be ashamed about.

Unless your fetish is being humiliated, then you should be very ashamed, you nasty little pervert.

The thing about people with fruit fetishes...

Is that they usually come in pears

What do people with foot fetishes and recovery vehicle drivers have in common?

Tow (toe) jobs

Why is it best to visit your chiropractor for your fetishes?

Because they will help you work out your kinks.

What do people who raise the dead have in common with people who have throat fetishes?

They’re both neck romancers.

I want to open a gym for people with fetishes.

It's a great idea in theory, but I'm still trying to work out the kinks.

Why is it difficult for people with foot fetishes to make friends?

Cause they always seem to get off on the wrong foot.

I hate the french and their food related fetishes

They're a pain in the

Why don't Europeans have foot fetishes?

they use the metric system

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fetishes are getting seperate volume in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders

There is now the a-DSM and the b-DSM.

I've developed a new method of excercise that strengthens your fetishes rather than your body.

It's good in concept, but I haven't worked out there kinks yet.

Yesterday my girlfriend asked me if i had any fetishes

I told her I'm into wordplay.

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My wife and I were going on holiday..

And we were discussing our secret fetishes. She said she always wanted to be handcuffed.

So I planted a kilo of coke in her suitcase..

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