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Fetishist Jokes

How did the foot fetishist cheat on his girlfriend?

He got off on the wrong foot.

why don't foot fetishists ever win anything?

because they like the taste of defeat.

i'm not even sorry.

Why does the foot fetishist keep losing his games?

Because he loves defeat

What's a foot fetishist's favorite food?

Hot dogs.

Why do Foot fetishists make terrible Olympians?

They love the taste of defeet.

Why don't foot fetishists like redheads?

Because they don't have soles.





^(My bf told me to put this here.)

What is a foot fetishist’s favorite snack?

Free toes

I’m a jurisprudence fetishist

I get off on technicalities.

What is a fart fetishist's favorite article of clothing?





Windbreaker

Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist?

He got off on a technicality.

I had a falling-out with a fellow member of Contract Fetishists Anonymous...

... but we came to terms in the end.

What did the foot fetishist say to the case of mistaken identity?

Oh dear we seem to have got off on the wrong foot

Two foot fetishists are sitting in the back of a police van.

One turns to the other says:

"I think we got off on the wrong foot."

Foot fetishists are great at first impressions.

They always get off on the right foot.

Seems like there is always more than one fruit fetishist...

They come in pears.

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What do YouTube and Small Penis fetishists have in common?

They both only fuck the little guy.

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What's a CBT fetishist's favorite kind of comedy?

Slaps dick humor

My sister is dating a diaper fetishist...

She doesn't like like it, but she thinks she can change him.

A man is in a foot fetishist club

His girlfriend knows and says that he can give a picture of her feet to the other people in the club. He does and they say that they are the best feet ever. So he goes home and realizes that he had a picture of his girlfriend's mom's feet. He goes to the club the next day and says... Guys we got off...

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What does a fruit fetishist and a guy who slips on a sidewalk have in common?

"Fucking banana peels!!"

Why did the fetishist come so quickly?

He had an appointment and was in a furry.

You know what they say about construction fetishists...

If you build it, they will come.

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Why can’t you invite scat fetishists out?

They have shit to do.

What do Boy Scouts and bondage fetishists have in common?

Knot a lot.

Tree fetishists aren't that bad

Their bark is worse than their bite.

What's the foot fetishist's secret to success?

Getting off on the right foot.

Why do Jamaican foot fetishists love to lose?

Because they love de feet

Why was the fetishist chasing the shoe model?

Because he was hot on her heels.

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Did you guys hear about the twin fruit fetishists?

The cum in pears.

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Did you know biologist James Watson was a foot fetishist?

His favorite sex act was double heel licks.

What do you call it when a newlywed foot fetishist cheats on their spouse?

Getting off on the wrong foot.

I know a well-off foot fetishist, who took up a gig at a potato chip factory in his spare time.

When I asked him why, he says he heard "something about Free Toe Lays being one of the perks".

I'm a foot fetishist and I cheated on my wife while she was introducing me to her friends.

I must've got off on the wrong foot...

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I saw a recent study said that scat fetishists are cynical and negative.

It said they're always shitting on people.

why did the wife of the fish and chips fetishist file for divorce?

she was sick of being a battered woman

Whattaya call someone who seems to have an almost fetishistic obsession with stomping into a comments section, saying something absolutely horrible, and spending the rest of the day slapfighting with whole threads of people calling them an idiot?

A compulsive mass debater.

"I'm just trying to get off on the right foot"

\- Foot fetishist with OCD

If you have a foot fetish ...

... and happen to get involved in an orgy involving other foot fetishists, always remember to be polite and attentive to those around you.

You don't want to get off on the wrong foot.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and tumblr

One's a moronic waste of space with no understanding of how the American political system works, and a borderline fetishistic hatred of Hillary Clinton. The other is Donald Trump

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An original math feghoot.

There are enough people in the world now who require catheters for medical reasons for the devices to have become the targets of fetishes. At least some of these catheter fetishists are also practitioners of free love, and it's not unusual for them to get together with (relatively) large numbers of...

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