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Best thing about pirate orgies:

You can cum as you are.......................

or arrr as you cum.

Why are circuses and orgies similar?

They have the same payoff - come one come all

In the 15th century, the end of the plague was celebrated by mass orgies...

Anything similar being prepared for Covid? I'm asking for a friend...

How many r/jokes users does it take to change a light bulb?

1000, one changes the light bulb and the others will start upvoting it and copying it and having orgies

random pandemic question

According to history class, they organized wild orgies in the Middle Ages after the victory over the Plague. Is there anything planned yet? I ask for a friend.

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I'm bad at two things: telling jokes, and not getting angry while waiting in queue at orgies...

But I keep punching up the fuck line.

Why do orgies always take so long in Heaven?...

Because Jesus always pretends he’s about to come again.

In the Middle Ages people celebrated the end of the plague by holding orgies

Does anyone know if something is already planned?

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What do orgies and climate change have in common?

Everyone's fucked.

I've been a nun all my life, but recently I quit and began attending so many orgies that I can't even remember who's been there.

I just don't know what's gotten into me lately.

Why do southerners hate orgies?

Too many thank you notes.

Why don’t Southern girls like orgies?

Because of all the thank you notes they’d have to write...

Why was Boy George not invited to any more orgies?

He comes and goes.

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