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I am over 18

I'm bad at two things: telling jokes, and not getting angry while waiting in queue at orgies...

But I keep punching up the fuck line.

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You know the best thing about pirates orgies?

You can come as you are, and you can arrr as you cum.

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After learning about Roman Numerals, no wonder they had so many orgies:

...the sixty-nine position took 4 people!

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Why are there so many orgies at monasteries in Alabama?

Because the monks and nuns are all Brothers and Sisters.

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Why are circuses and orgies similar?

They have the same payoff - come one come all

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I figured out why orgies were so popular in ancient Rome.

For starters, you need four people to LXIX.

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So why don't Southern Belles attend orgies any more?

Too many thank-you notes to write

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Why do orgies always take so long in Heaven?...

Because Jesus always pretends he’s about to come again.

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In the 15th century, the end of the plague was celebrated by mass orgies...

Anything similar being prepared for Covid? I'm asking for a friend...

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I am over 18

What do orgies and climate change have in common?

Everyone's fucked.

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Why don’t Southern girls like orgies?

Because of all the thank you notes they’d have to write...

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In the Middle Ages people celebrated the end of the plague by holding orgies

Does anyone know if something is already planned?

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Did you hear about all of those lumberjack orgies?

It was a series of senseless debirchery.

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I am over 18

I feel like such an amateur at these orgies I've been going to lately.

Everyone is just fucking better than me.

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I've been a nun all my life, but recently I quit and began attending so many orgies that I can't even remember who's been there.

I just don't know what's gotten into me lately.

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