Orgies Jokes - 15 Hilarious Orgies Jokes

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I'm bad at two things: telling jokes, and not getting angry while waiting in queue at orgies...

But I keep punching up the fuck line.

You know the best thing about pirates orgies?

You can come as you are, and you can arrr as you cum.

After learning about Roman Numerals, no wonder they had so many orgies:

...the sixty-nine position took 4 people!

Why are there so many orgies at monasteries in Alabama?

Because the monks and nuns are all Brothers and Sisters.

Why are circuses and orgies similar?

They have the same payoff - come one come all

I figured out why orgies were so popular in ancient Rome.

For starters, you need four people to LXIX.

So why don't Southern Belles attend orgies any more?

Too many thank-you notes to write

Why do orgies always take so long in Heaven?...

Because Jesus always pretends he’s about to come again.

In the 15th century, the end of the plague was celebrated by mass orgies...

Anything similar being prepared for Covid? I'm asking for a friend...

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What do orgies and climate change have in common?

Everyone's fucked.

Why don’t Southern girls like orgies?

Because of all the thank you notes they’d have to write...

In the Middle Ages people celebrated the end of the plague by holding orgies

Does anyone know if something is already planned?

Did you hear about all of those lumberjack orgies?

It was a series of senseless debirchery.

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I feel like such an amateur at these orgies I've been going to lately.

Everyone is just fucking better than me.

I've been a nun all my life, but recently I quit and began attending so many orgies that I can't even remember who's been there.

I just don't know what's gotten into me lately.

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