UPJOKE
retailfashionlondonfriggingcoituscopulatecopulationprocreationfrigpregnancyprocreatecoitalcheeseclothbarebackprofit

Fcuk Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Free Porn.

If you get an email with a link called "free porn"

Don't opin it, It is a virus wich deactivates your spelcheck

and fcuks up you riting, I also receibed it but lukily I dont

vatch porn so I dint opin it, plaese warm yu frends.

Ladies....Fcuk Prince Charming. Go for the wolf.

He can see you better . Hear you better and Eat you better.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I have sexdaily

I mean dyslexia, fcuk

My Jewish friend confided in me that he was petrified of going to hell for smoking.

"SMOKING" I said, "What the fcuk have you been smoking ?"

"BACON" he said.

100 ways to please your man

My wife was sitting on the sofa last night reading a book called, “100 ways to please your man.”

I said, “Don’t bother reading any of that nonsense, you only need to do two things for me and I’ll be the happiest bloke ever.

She smiled and said, “Aww, what’s that then?”

I said, “...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

How the Seven Dwarfs got their names..

Miss Snow White was a randy cow
And desperate for a fcuk,
So off she went into the woods
To try and get some luck.

She’d almost given up looking
When she saw some chimney smoke,
Then she stumbled on the cottage
And went on in for a poke.

Her clothes came off in second...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.