What’s the similarity between the police and a bikini?

What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

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This bloke walks into the poshest restaurant in town.

'Where's the pissing, motherfucking manager, you cocksucking arsewipe?' he inquires of one of the waiters. The waiter is taken-aback and replies, 'Excuse me sir but could you please refrain from using that sort of language in here. I will get the manager as soon as I can'.

The manager comes o...

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CNN recently released Suggestive photos of U.S. President Donald Trump

His first comments on the shocking reveal were the following: “Fake Nudes”

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I was fired from my job for placing the vegetables in sexually suggestive ways

Apparently you can't do that if you're a specials-eds teacher

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Why can't prospecters hook up on Reddit?

>!Reddit prohibits any sexual or suggestive content involving miners.!<

One day a man decided to retire. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank...

He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.

After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.

In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How d...

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