I haven't heard anything from Lara Croft recently.
She's really gone off the raider.
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Why was Lara Croft sad?
Because her career was in ruins
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What was Lara Croft doing on the cliff?
Hanging out, mostly.
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What do you call a pregnant Lara Croft's husband?
A Womb Raider!!!
PS: Quarantine = Time for Dad jokes
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Say what you want about the graphics for Lara Croft's bosom in the original Tomb Raider
At the time, they were cutting edge.
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In an alternate universe, Lara Croft works in an abortion clinic...
She is called the Womb Raider
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What would you call Laura Croft if she worked at Planned Parenthood?
Womb Raider
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Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake walk into an ancient temple that has been lost for centuries.
They blow it up.
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