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What type of underwear does Lara Croft wear?

Fruit of the tomb
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I haven't heard anything from Lara Croft recently.

She's really gone off the raider.
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Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins
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What was Lara Croft doing on the cliff?

Hanging out, mostly.
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What do you call a pregnant Lara Croft's husband?

A Womb Raider!!!

PS: Quarantine = Time for Dad jokes
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Say what you want about the graphics for Lara Croft's bosom in the original Tomb Raider

At the time, they were cutting edge.
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In an alternate universe, Lara Croft works in an abortion clinic...

She is called the Womb Raider
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What would you call Laura Croft if she worked at Planned Parenthood?

Womb Raider
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Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake walk into an ancient temple that has been lost for centuries.

They blow it up.
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