Say what you want about the graphics for Lara Croft's bosom in the original Tomb Raider
At the time, they were cutting edge.
I must be Lara Croft
My life is in ruins
What do you call a pregnant Lara Croft's husband?
A Womb Raider!!!
PS: Quarantine = Time for Dad jokes
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake walk into an ancient temple that has been lost for centuries.
They blow it up.
In an alternate universe, Lara Croft works in an abortion clinic...
She is called the Womb Raider
What was Lara Croft’s response to Ezio when he asked why she wouldn’t sleep with him?
Ubisoft
What would you call Laura Croft if she worked at Planned Parenthood?
Womb Raider
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