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Lacy Jokes

Two guys in a health club

Two guys are in the gym changing room, one is putting on lacy .

"Since when do you wear ?"

"Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!"

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Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hadn’t gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world.

Finally, Karen surrendered. With some courage, she told her family members that she will go out again. That said, she didn’t really know anyone suitable.

Her daughter immediately replied: “Mom! I have someone for you to meet.” Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another, and, afte...

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So I was at this lap dancing joint a week ago...

And as I slid a $10 note into her lacy she leaned over and said to me "come up in an hour and we can have super ".

"Great!" I replied. "I'm hungry, I'll have the soup!".

A newlywed couple has just retired to their honeymoon suite to consummate their marriage

As they undress, the groom hands his pants to the bride and says, "here, put these on."

The bride pulls them on and says, "honey, I can't wear these pants, they're too big."

The groom replies, "that's right. I wear the pants in this relationship."

The bride then picks up her lac...

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A Redneck is on his honeymoon....

As they step into the bedroom, she disrobes.

He says, "First, woman, make me a drink".

She slips off her and says, "Only if you put these on".

He begrudgingly obliges and puts his feet through the holes of her lacy thong.

At his thighs, the thong won't stretch ...

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Christmas joke from my 85 year old Grandma during presents this morning

Three men go out drinking one night, only to leave the bar and die in a car crash. They wake up at the gates of heaven to Saint Peter waiting, he tells them "Oh i'm sorry we're incredibly busy today, its christmas eve don't you know. I'll tell you what, if you can show me one thing on you that remin...
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