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A faithless nun and the father

Three nuns were taking a walk one day.
''I was cleaning the Father's room yesterday and found some pornography magazines," said the first nun.
"What did you do with them?" asked the second.
"I threw them away."
"I was cleaning the Father's room yesterday and found some condoms," said...

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When Solomon the Wise received the Queen of Sheba at his palace, he needed grand new thrones for him and for her.

So by the power of the Seal of Solomon he summoned *djinn* and he said to them: Craft me a pair of thrones that shall be the wonder of all the ages, exquisite in both materials and workmanship and of a value surpassing all the treasures of the earth. And the *djinn*, bound under the Seal, bowed low ...

A guy completely oblivious to anything religious visits a monastery with a tourist group.

After the tour of the monastery was done, the tourist group was browsing the various religious souvenirs the monastery sold.

The guy lays his eyes on a rosary and asks the monk:
-How much is this decorative chain for?
-The monk thinks to himself that he really must be a faith...

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