Exorcising Jokes - 8 Hilarious Exorcising Jokes

Why did Bryan Cranston dress up as a priest and go around exorcising nuns' clothing?

He was breaking bad habits.

Statistically speaking, active people are less likely to be demonically possessed than sedentary people.

This is one of the benefits of exorcising regularly.

Why are there so many fat demons?

Because they hate exorcising.

i saw a priest doing squats while intensely praying at a women

i asked him "what are you doing?"

"im exorcising"

I'm so out of shape there's no way I can out run a demon.

So I really need to start exorcising.

People ask, "Why do you hunt evil spirits?"

It's because my doctor said exorcising would be good for me.

I don't understand how a priest can be out of shape...

They're always exorcising.

Just found out exercising...

...and exorcising are two very different things. Officially canceling my membership to the most terrifying gym ever. (via @wiseguypictures)

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