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Why did Bryan Cranston dress up as a priest and go around exorcising nuns' clothing?

He was breaking bad habits.

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Statistically speaking, active people are less likely to be demonically possessed than sedentary people.

This is one of the benefits of exorcising regularly.

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Why are there so many fat demons?

Because they hate exorcising.

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i saw a priest doing squats while intensely praying at a women

i asked him "what are you doing?"



"im exorcising"

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I'm so out of shape there's no way I can out run a demon.

So I really need to start exorcising.

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People ask, "Why do you hunt evil spirits?"

It's because my doctor said exorcising would be good for me.

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I don't understand how a priest can be out of shape...

They're always exorcising.

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Just found out exercising...

...and exorcising are two very different things. Officially canceling my membership to the most terrifying gym ever. (via @wiseguypictures)

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