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Did you hear about the guy who had to be exorcised?

He couldn't pay the priest afterwards and got repossessed.

You've got to be careful when getting your house exorcised

If you can't afford the payments the priest will repossess your house

I just paid to have my house exorcised...

But I couldn't keep up with the repayments - so my house got Repossessed.

My house was haunted, so I got it exorcised by an expert.

Unfortunately, I couldn't afford the payment and it got repossessed.

What did the priest do to the possessed gym teacher?

He exorcised.

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

It was a tough Halloween this year..

I staked 5 vampires, beheaded 3 zombies and exorcised 8 ghosts.

Then the wife came out screaming something about
"No, no you give them candy!!!"

Why was the Catholic priest in such good shape?

He exorcised.

Why was the priest so exhausted after performing an exorcism?

Well because he just exorcised

Demons must be obese...

...Because they hate getting exorcised.

Ghosts and fatties are afraid of the same thing.

Getting exorcised

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