It was a tough Halloween this year..

I staked 5 vampires, beheaded 3 zombies and exorcised 8 ghosts.

Then the wife came out screaming something about
"No, no you give them candy!!!"

Did you hear about the guy who had to be exorcised?

He couldn't pay the priest afterwards and got repossessed.

You've got to be careful when getting your house exorcised

If you can't afford the payments the priest will repossess your house

My house was haunted, so I got it exorcised by an expert.

Unfortunately, I couldn't afford the payment and it got repossessed.

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

Why was the Catholic priest in such good shape?

He exorcised.

Ghosts and fatties are afraid of the same thing.

Getting exorcised

Demons must be obese...

...Because they hate getting exorcised.

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