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Execs Jokes

Wall Street execs to redditors:

"This isn't a game. Stop!"

Four beer execs

Four leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Miller and the president of Coors orders a Coors. When it is Guinness turn to order he orders a soda.

Why didn't you order a Guinness everyone asks? Nah Guinness repl...

A pilot's flying a small, single-engined charter plane with a couple of really important execs on board.

He's coming into Seattle airport, only there is thick fog, less than 10ft of visibility, and his instruments are out. So he circles around looking for a landmark. After an hour or so, he's pretty low on fuel and the passengers are getting very nervous. At last, in a small opening in the fog, he ...

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the movie execs when he found out they wanted more racial diversity in the Terminator movies?

I’ll be black.

So western cartoons are being introduced to the Middle East

TV execs decided to go with The Flintstones as an initial trial to see how they'll be received.
So far there has been mixed reviews.
People in Dubai don't get the humour at all but by all reports, the people in Abu Dhabi do.

The Coronavirus hysteria is so high,

not even Hollywood execs are touching people.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

American and Japanese company have an annual rowing contest

with teams of 8. Both teams trained hard and were in top shape, but in the end the Japanese company won by over a mile.

After the loss, the moods were down on the American camp. The executives of the company decided that for publicity reasons they need to win the next years contest. They sta...

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