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Flattery Jokes

What’s the highest form of flattery?

A plateau.

They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Turns out the parents of that cerebral palsy kid on my street strongly disagree.

Why are there no highly credited esteemed flat-earthers?

Because flattery will get you nowhere.

My girlfriend got upset when I called her a plateau...

...but that’s the highest form of flattery.

A guy takes his car in to the mechanic after it mysteriously stops working

The mechanic opens up the hood, to find a small fruit bat hanging upside-down in the engine bay. The bat looks up at the mechanic and says "you look nice today mate!", Immediately the mechanic straightens up and says to the car owner "well, that's your problem right there!

Bat flattery"

Stupid joke in description, too short to split into title and desc

A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

Do you like jokes that make you think a little?

If you had an one-legged horse, what would you name it?
Flattery.

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