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Evangelists Jokes

Evangelists don’t need health care.

They’re on the single prayer system.

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A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel.

He tells the duty manager, "I hope the channel is set to disabled."

The manager looks at him and replies, "No, it's regular , you sick !"

Three nuns die in a car crash

They ascend to heaven and are met at the pearly gates by Saint Peter. “Before you can enter Heaven you must each answer a question to prove your piety.”
He turns to the first nun and asks “How many commandments did God give to Moses?” The nun says “Oh, that’s easy, 10!” Ba Bada Bah! The trumpet...

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Some Religious Truths

TAOISM:

ZEN BUDDHISM: What is the sound of happening?

PROTESTANTISM: Let happen to someone else

ATHEISTS: for no apparent reason

HARE KRISHNA: / / Happens, happens/

CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say...

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Be careful what you say to your grandkids...

A 5-year-old girl went to visit her grandmother one day. She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture. At one point, she looked up and asked:

"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"

Grandma replied:

"Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom a...

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