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Eroding Jokes

Did you hear about the presidential candidate whose sole opponent lived on the eroding slope of a mountain?

He won by a landslide.

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A man goes to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"


The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some a...

A compass, a cough drop, and a match.

As a Boy Scout, we would camp a lot and go on hikes.


One night, we had to do a night hike, alone, for a merit badge. I had left the campsite about an hour earlier and a terrible storm rolled in. The sky opened up and the ground was quickly saturated. I tried to continue my hike for anothe...

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