During this ongoing pandemic and social distancing being enforced, I had a question...
Does anyone know if drug houses are doing curb side service? Asking for a friend.
I once saw a sign that said "Speed limit enforced by aircraft."
I'm pretty sure if you're getting pulled over by an F-16, you deserve to be driving that fast.
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I banned on a rule that we had enforced in the past. However, we talked the issue over and were able to reach common ground. Sorry for any trouble this caused.
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A classic joke from Ronald Regan (Not exactly accurate)
There are two Russians in the Soviet Union talking to each other and a curfew is about to be enforced
The two men say goodbye to each other and just as they do a soviet soldier walks over to the both of them and shoots one of the men dead
The other man says “Why did you shoot him?” <...
About wearing the hijab...(x-post from /r/Islam)
I grew up in a fairly religious household and my parents are both practicing, despite that the hijab was never really something we talked about. My mom keeps a dupatta and wears hijab and burqa when she goes outside but she never taught me to wear it or ever enforced it on me. Recently, I started we...
War has broken out....
War has broken out and conscription is enforced. John's birthday is called and he is summoned for basic training. Once he completes his training, he is sent straight to the front. Upon arriving, he finds out that there is a shortage of weapons. His commanding officer tells him that it's ok, be...
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A planes engine has failed and the aircraft going to crash in the next few minutes
There are 4 people on board, the crew has already abandoned the plane with most of the parachutes. There is only 3 left.
On board is a priest, Stevie wonder, a cop and a young girl.
The cop assumes control of the situation and begins to hand out the parachute to those he views that de...
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