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Enforcing Jokes

What does the law enforcing pirate say, when you ask him, what he's going to do on the long weekend?

Arrr rest

A strict submarine captain is reassigned to a new submarine...

... after a few days of laying down new rules, enforcing them strictly, and allowing the crewmen nary a minute off, he saw derogatory posters about him taped around the craft.

Calling for his first officer, he said:
"First Officer, I demand that the submarine be scoured, and every one of t...

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

IT security experts have published a list of the 20 most secure passwords.

Reportedly, the first companies are already enforcing their use.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Three men arrive in heaven at the same time. (NSFW)

Saint peter tells the three men that heaven is pretty crowded and they’re enforcing a new policy. Whichever of them has the most interesting death story will be allowed into heaven and the others will be sent to hell to prevent overcrowding.

Saint peter asks the first man how he died.
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