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Enforcing Jokes

What does the law enforcing pirate say, when you ask him, what he's going to do on the long weekend?

Arrr rest

A strict submarine captain is reassigned to a new submarine...

... after a few days of laying down new rules, enforcing them strictly, and allowing the crewmen nary a minute off, he saw derogatory posters about him taped around the craft.

Calling for his first officer, he said:
"First Officer, I demand that the submarine be scoured, and every one of t...

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

IT security experts have published a list of the 20 most secure passwords.

Reportedly, the first companies are already enforcing their use.
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