Robert Frost: "To cross the road less traveled by."
Johann Friedrich von Goethe: "The eternal hen-principle made it do it."
Ralph Waldo Emerson: "It didn't cross the road; it TRANSCENDED it."
. . .
... Ernest Hemingway (*whispers*): "To die. In the rain."
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Some good tips for your English class.
1. Avoid alliteration. Always. 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. 3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.) 4. Employ the vernacular. 5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. 6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. 7. It...
Have you heard the latest Unitarian Universalist miracle?
Someone saw the face of Ralph Waldo Emerson on a tortilla.