I can't believe my literature teacher is forcing me to read and analyze one of George Orwell's books.

It's literally 1984.

Scarier than funnier, but a good laugh never hurts.

-Did you hear they opened up a George Orwell memorial in the states?

-Oh really!? Where?

-Well...pretty much everywhere.

Is George bad?

Orwell?

Today's joke from Russian-language Internet

"You know, they've built a George Orwell memorial in Russia!"
'What? Where?"
"Pretty much everywhere."

TEACHER: you're currently failing english, are you reading for extra credit?

**ME:** I'm reading Animal Farm, the author is so good.

**TEACHER:** orwell?

**ME:** yeah... I meant the author is so well.

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