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Elijah Wood Jokes

What do you get when you scan Elijah Wood?

A Frodocopy.

Did you hear Elijah Wood joined the WWE?

I heard he destroyed the ring.

You know, I can't think of many guys who would walk all the way to a volcano to get rid of a ring.

But Elijah Wood.

Would Orlando Bloom?

No, but Elijah Wood.

I wouldn't be able to throw the One Ring into Mount Doom but..

Elijah Wood.

I don’t think Edward Norton play a good Frodo Baggins.

But Elijah Wood


*disclaimer* I tried to put this on r/dumbjokes but they’re unreasonably fickle.

I recently read that initially Daniel Radcliffe was the first choice to play Frodo Baggins, but he decided he didn't want to

I bet the producers were glad that Elijah Wood!

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