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Crysis Jokes

Can a quantum computer run Crysis?

yes and no

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crysis?

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The leader of China is growing restless so he tries to find a country that wants to fight his army,

The leader of China calls Biden and says: "Hey man, we haven't had a good fight in a while, how about we see who has the best army?" To which Biden said: "Look pal, you know me, we never say no to a big showdown but we have so much on our plate right now. The election, the Covid crysis, Superbowl......

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