Why is EA the worst gaming company in America?

Because Ubisoft is in France

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Square Enix, Ubisoft, EA and Valve are all in class.

They're all taking a quiz. The teacher tells them that'll have 60 minutes to complete the quiz and that they'll be graded immediately. An hour later, the teacher collects their test sheets and begins grading.

Square Enix answered every question correctly, even the extra credit essay question...

What did the EA say to ubisoft?

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What's the difference between North Korea and Ubisoft?

North Korea didn't fuck up as many launches as Ubisoft

Ubisoft's has a new subsidiary that only makes adult games

It's call Illbhard

Ubisoft giving out copies of Unity for free is so disrespectful

First theirs a cathedral burning everyone needs to worry about now Ubisoft is sending dumpster fires to everyone

EA Games and Ubisoft walk into a bar...

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What's a treatment for viagra overdose and also a software company?

Ubisoft.

What company doesn't like people who get erections often?

Ubisoft

Why is Ubisoft the worst gaming company in France?

Punchline only included in the season pass! Preorder now and get one of 26 randomly chosen bonus characters! 27th character included in Spanish version only.

If you lost your erection every time a game developer got accused of workplace harassment

Ubisoft

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I was having difficulty to get it hard during sex..

My partner said to me

Hey babe why UBISOFT?

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

When your not hard

Ubisoft

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What company is going to start selling pills that are the opposite of Viagra?

Ubisoft.

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Why can't you have sex after playing Assassin's Creed?

Because Ubisoft

What was Lara Croft’s response to Ezio when he asked why she wouldn’t sleep with him?

Ubisoft

What did the girl say to the game developer with erectile dysfunction?

Ubisoft

When you think of the best company in the world , you be hard , but when you think of the worst

Ubisoft

What happens when a role playing game has no nudity in it?

Ubisoft

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What Did Ezio's Girlfriend Say to Him After Sex?

Ubisoft.

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