Ubisoft Jokes - 19 Hilarious Ubisoft Jokes

What did the EA say to ubisoft?

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What's the difference between North Korea and Ubisoft?

North Korea didn't fuck up as many launches as Ubisoft

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Square Enix, Ubisoft, EA and Valve are all in class.

They're all taking a quiz. The teacher tells them that'll have 60 minutes to complete the quiz and that they'll be graded immediately. An hour later, the teacher collects their test sheets and begins grading.

Square Enix answered every question correctly, even the extra credit essay question...

[NSFW] What do you call a gamer with erectile dysfunction?

Ubisoft

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Why did the CEO of Ubisoft get divorced last week?

Yves Guillemot is reported to have asked his now ex-wife, "Baby, we've been through thick and thin. I'm the CEO of a multi-million dollar company, why are you leaving me?"

The ex-wife responds, "Everything is perfect, except in the bedroom. You be soft."

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EA Games and Ubisoft walk into a bar...

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Ubisoft giving out copies of Unity for free is so disrespectful

First theirs a cathedral burning everyone needs to worry about now Ubisoft is sending dumpster fires to everyone

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Why is Ubisoft the worst gaming company in France?

Punchline only included in the season pass! Preorder now and get one of 26 randomly chosen bonus characters! 27th character included in Spanish version only.

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Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

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Why is EA the worst gaming company in America?

Because Ubisoft is in France

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Why can't you have sex after playing Assassin's Creed?

Because Ubisoft

What company doesn't like people who get erections often?

Ubisoft

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What's a treatment for viagra overdose and also a software company?

Ubisoft.

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What company is going to start selling pills that are the opposite of Viagra?

Ubisoft.

When your not hard

Ubisoft

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I was having difficulty to get it hard during sex..

My partner said to me

Hey babe why UBISOFT?

What did the girl say to the game developer with erectile dysfunction?

Ubisoft

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What happens when a role playing game has no nudity in it?

Ubisoft

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What Did Ezio's Girlfriend Say to Him After Sex?

Ubisoft.

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