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As a boy, I was made to believe that earwigs lived in ears

Henceforth, I was terrified of cockroaches

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When I was a kid, I was terrified of earwigs because I thought they were bugs that crawled in your ears.

Imagine my reaction when I heard about cockroaches.

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A Halloween tale of horror

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. With Halloween coming up they start talking about things that scared them when they were kids. "When I was a kid, my brother told me that earwigs actually lived in your ears and crawled inside to eat your brains. And I believed him," he tells the barten...

What did the 2 earwigs say to each other while falling out of a tree?

earwig-o earwig-o earwig-o

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