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Earbuds Jokes

So "naked running" is going for a run without smartphones or earbuds!

I wish I knew this two hours ago

Earbuds.

You can use them for music, but they'd rather knot.

Earbud tangles are so bad...

Even the smartest people currently alive are having trouble untangling earbuds...

Like Stephen Hawking

Sharing earbuds and headphones spreads disease

How do you think I got hearing aids?

The Blonde and the Earbuds

A blonde regularly sits in the office with a pair of earbuds in. Because of this, she regularly doesn't hear her boss. One day, the boss calls out to her, and for the umpteenth time the blonde doesn't hear him. Fed up, the boss stomps over to her desk, rips off her earphones and begins to yell at he...

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So I did some research...

and Chinese people like listening to music on their phones with earbuds, black people like portable speakers, Mexicans prefer cheaper systems in their home with big speakers and white people like higher end but compact systems...

Sorry, I guess I shouldn't be discussing racial stereo types.

My coworker told me he used to have the same wireless earbuds as mine until his dog ate them...

Now he has blue teeth.

My roommate asked to borrow my earbuds...

Roommate: can I borrow your earbuds?
Me: sorry, I don't share.
Roommate: why not?
Me: ear diseases...
Roommate: what are talking about?!
Me: haven't you ever heard of hearing AIDS?!

Note: I apologize for nothing! Dad jokes for life!

I think I'm a great match-maker

I paired my Bluetooth earbuds with my phone, and they connected instantly

What do you call it when an Apple fan is watching a 90s movie on a tablet about a dog that plays basketball on their wireless headphones?

They're watching Air Bud on their iPad through their Air Pods earbuds.

A blonde was walking down the street with headphones in

A friend of hers stops her, and tries to talk to her

The blonde just stares at them, keeping the headphones in her ears, so the friend removes them for her and the blonde stops breathing

The friend quickly puts the earbuds back in and she starts breathing again

The friend tries ...

If iPhone user started getting on your nerves

Just ignore them by plugging your earbuds into the 3.5 mm jack of your phone.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink

After sitting he realises he really needs to fart, it's going to be a loud one. The man hears music in the bar and thinks to himself "I'll just fart along to the music so people don't really hear it. Perfect." He controls his butthole perfectly and is in perfect time with the music. However people a...

The Boy Scouts came up with the strongest knot in the world...

You just leave a pair of earbuds in your pocket while you're hiking.

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