My neighbour's dog is oddly into BDSM. Yesterday he married a loudspeaker.

It was a subwoofer.

What did they call the dog that only barked in deep, gutteral borks?


I just put my D in a subwoofer

and wubbed one out

What do DJs call their puppies?


Apparently German U-boat crews used to have dogs on board as mascots.

They were subwoofers.

So Cerberus, the three-headed gatekeeper of hell...

Are we sure he wasn't just a normal dog with two subwoofers?

What do you call a German Shepard on a Uboat?

A subwoofer.

I'm pretty sure I've figured out my neighbour's 3 favourite films

* 10,000,000 Explosions

* Army Guys Yelling at Each Other

* Subwoofer: The Movie

"There's a great deal of noise coming from your boot," said the policeman.

"It's my subwoofer, officer. Rather bassy isn't it?"

He frowned and said, "Sir, I've never heard a subwoofer scream for help before."

A dog got on the underground with me today.

Guess he's a subwoofer.

A worthless joke from a worthless redditor

A dog went out swimming one day and in the distance saw someone calling out for him. He swam over and as the figure became clearer he realized it was a mermaid. She gave him a loudspeaker which had been on her lap and asked him to carry it down to an underwater care for her friend's party. The dog o...


A man goes into a store and starts looking around. He sees a washer and dryer, but there is no price listed on them. He asks the salesperson, "How much is the washer and dryer?"

"Five dollars for both of them," the sales guy says.

"Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man says...

What do you call a loud, yet obedient, puppy?

A small subwoofer.

Went bass fishing the other day

Caught a subwoofer this big!

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