What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
(You can credit/discredit my son for coming up with this)
I just put my D in a subwoofer
and wubbed one out
My puppy got mad when I was posting on twitter
Turns out he isn't a fan of tweeters. He much prefers subwoofers.
What did they call the dog that only barked in deep, gutteral borks?
What do DJs call their puppies?
Apparently German U-boat crews used to have dogs on board as mascots.
They were subwoofers.
"There's a great deal of noise coming from your boot," said the policeman.
"It's my subwoofer, officer. Rather bassy isn't it?"
He frowned and said, "Sir, I've never heard a subwoofer scream for help before."
What do you call a German Shepard on a Uboat?
So Cerberus, the three-headed gatekeeper of hell...
Are we sure he wasn't just a normal dog with two subwoofers?
I'm pretty sure I've figured out my neighbour's 3 favourite films
* 10,000,000 Explosions
* Army Guys Yelling at Each Other
* Subwoofer: The Movie
A dog got on the underground with me today.
Guess he's a subwoofer.
A man goes into a store and starts looking around. He sees a washer and dryer, but there is no price listed on them. He asks the salesperson, "How much is the washer and dryer?"
"Five dollars for both of them," the sales guy says.
"Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man says...
What do you call a loud, yet obedient, puppy?
A small subwoofer.
A worthless joke from a worthless redditor
A dog went out swimming one day and in the distance saw someone calling out for him. He swam over and as the figure became clearer he realized it was a mermaid. She gave him a loudspeaker which had been on her lap and asked him to carry it down to an underwater care for her friend's party. The dog o...
What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?
Went bass fishing the other day
Caught a subwoofer this big!