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[NSFW] What do you call a submissive Furry?

A subwoofer

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[OC] What do you call an audiophile who is into furry porn and BDSM?

A subwoofer

I just put my D in a subwoofer

and wubbed one out

What do you call a dog serving on a submarine?

A subwoofer

What do you call someone who pays a dominatrix to make them bark?

A Subwoofer!

My puppy got mad when I was posting on twitter

Turns out he isn't a fan of tweeters. He much prefers subwoofers.

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

A subwoofer.

(You can credit/discredit my son for coming up with this)

What do DJs call their puppies?

Subwoofers

Apparently German U-boat crews used to have dogs on board as mascots.

They were subwoofers.

"There's a great deal of noise coming from your boot," said the policeman.

"It's my subwoofer, officer. Rather bassy isn't it?"

He frowned and said, "Sir, I've never heard a subwoofer scream for help before."

A worthless joke from a worthless redditor

A dog went out swimming one day and in the distance saw someone calling out for him. He swam over and as the figure became clearer he realized it was a mermaid. She gave him a loudspeaker which had been on her lap and asked him to carry it down to an underwater care for her friend's party. The dog o...

A dog got on the underground with me today.

Guess he's a subwoofer.

I'm pretty sure I've figured out my neighbour's 3 favourite films

* 10,000,000 Explosions

* Army Guys Yelling at Each Other

* Subwoofer: The Movie

What do you call a German Shepard on a Uboat?

A subwoofer.

Revenge

A man goes into a store and starts looking around. He sees a washer and dryer, but there is no price listed on them. He asks the salesperson, "How much is the washer and dryer?"

"Five dollars for both of them," the sales guy says.

"Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man says...

So Cerberus, the three-headed gatekeeper of hell...

Are we sure he wasn't just a normal dog with two subwoofers?

What do you call a loud, yet obedient, puppy?

A small subwoofer.

Went bass fishing the other day

Caught a subwoofer this big!

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