Four former U.S. presidents are caught in a horrible tornado that hits a state funeral they’re all attending in Kansas.
Suddenly, all of them are blown off to Oz.
They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great and Powerful Oz.
“What brings you before the grea...
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The Scarecrow said to Dorothy...
"I may not have a brain, but unlike you, I'm not the stupid bitch who's lost when there's only one fucking road!"
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
They missed the rains down in Africa
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.
Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."
Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit...
Dorothy is stuck in Oz
Apparently magical footwear can't solve all of your problems. So she stays put.
Decades go by, and technology advances. Dorothy, realizing that things get boring without witches trying to murder you, gets a laptop.
She installs Internet Explorer, and the connection is terrible. Doroth...
What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?
She swallowed the yellow prick's load.
A Republican, a Democrat, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car when a tornado picks up the car and tosses them miles into the air.
When the car finally comes back down, the three men realize they’ve been transported to Oz.
“I’m going to ask the Wizard for a brain,” says the Democrat.
“I’m going to ask him for a heart,” says the Republican.
A couple in an old people’s home we’re having an argument, Margaret found out Egbert had been cheating. Egbert did love a handjob.
Margaret said to Egbert ‘What does Dorothy have that I don’t? Egbert replied ‘Parkinsons’.
How the Internet started according to the bible.
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.
And she said unto...
Trump, Pence, and Paul Ryan and traveling together
President Trump, Vice President Pence, and Speaker of the House Paul Ryan are traveling together in a presidential convoy. A tornado comes along, sweeps up their vehicle and launches them hundreds of yards away.
When they regain consciousness they realize they've been transported to the m...
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A wealthy man was on an expensive yacht which was approaching the middle of the Atlantic.
The man approached the captain of the ship.
'I used to have one of these ships, you know,' he began.
'Really, son? Where is it now?' the captain replied.
'Pretty much right underneath us, at the bottom of the sea rusting.'
'What, did it sink, son?'
'Yes. But that d...
An amateur group of Islamic film makers have posted a video on YouTube which mocks Christianity and Jesus Christ.
It is believed to be so offensive that St Mary's church in Dublin have postponed their tea and cake morning until next Wednesday, and Dorothy O'Neill from Dinlge has written a strongly worded letter.
When will the madness end?
Two old ladies are in a car...
They're driving down the street when suddenly they pass a red light.
Dorothy, who's sitting in the passenger's seat thinks to herself, 'oh well, Matilda is getting pretty old and her vision isn't what it used to be. She probably didn't see that red light, happens to everyone."