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What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

Why did the fruit theatre company not pick the melon to star in Romeo and Juliette?

Because it cantaloupe

Why was Romeo Meloncholy?

Because Juliette Cantaloupe.

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