Dissing Jokes - 10 Hilarious Dissing Jokes

If 2 vegan rappers are dissing each other...

Is it still considered having a beef?

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A guy in my English class was dissing my boy Oedipus.

So I said, "Well unlike you, he was unaware that he was fucking his mom."

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I thought of this joke last night when I was supposed to be asleep. Someone tell me if this was already posted before.

Yo Mama jokes hit differently when you're Indian

Like are you dissing my mum or my uncle? I need clarity

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What happened to the guy who called Terry Crews muscles too small?

He died of dissing terry

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Polyphemus the cyclops learns his assaulter's name and yells to Poseidon to strike him down Poseidon asks why?

Polyphemus:
"He's O-dissing-us"

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They say respect elders. They say respect women.

*_starts dissing little boys at the park_ *

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A friend of mine died on the Oregon trail.

He insulted Terry’s mother. He died of dissing Terry.

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My childhood memories of Christmas are dominated by the time I sneaked downstairs one Christmas Eve and heard my mother telling Father Christmas that he was a fat, lazy, good for nothing drunken slob...

I saw mommy dissing Santa Claus...

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If a man named Terry Richards kills you because you insulted him; what did you die of?

Dissing Terry.

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It was the mid-1820’s when Phillip and his brother Terrance decided that they wanted to better their lives.

So the two brothers packed a wagon with everything they owned and started out from their small home in Missouri. The trail to Oregon was very tough and the relationship between the brothers was already stressed at best.

Phillip, being the older brother, was constantly very critical of his you...

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