[Composer Joke] JS Bach died and went to heaven...
After he died, Bach landed at the Pearly Gates where God was waiting. "Bach! hallelujah!" God said: "Our angelic choir is in need of a new oratorio, and with how many songs you've composed, you MUST be the man for the job."
Bach sighed, then said:
"God, I've spent my entire life comp...
Kidnapper : [On phone] we have your son.
Kidnapper : [On phone] we have your son.
Wife : Actually, I'm holding my son.
Kidnapper : [getting frustrated] then who the heck just asked for chocolate milk with a straw and made us cut the crust off his PB&Js?!
Wife : oh god.
Kidnapper : what?
Wife : you hav...
I'm 23 and I haven't had my periods yet. My little sis js 17 and had her periods since 13. I feel ashamed to talk to my friends because I don’t know if I have a problem...
Or does it take longer when you're a boy?
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