My work replaced our regular toilet paper with single ply. Everybody hates it...
...Its really tearable.
part credit to Amb_33 (thanks).
English ships start with HMS, United states with USS... what about Italian ships?
It's stands for, 'Atsa Ma Boat!'
My dad got me with this one earlier.
"So, you know how ships from America are USS whatever, right? Well, that stands for United States Ship. In England, they use HMS. And that means Her Majesty's Ship. In Italy, though, they use AMB. Know what that means?"
"ATTSA MY BOAT!"
A Guy is Walking Through a Marina
He looks over and sees a Boat with AMB on the prow.
As he's thinking about it.... American ships are called USS...United States Ship British are called HMS...Her Majesty's Ship
For the life of him he could not place what AMB would stand for.
So he calls down to the gentlem...