We had to rush my father to the hospital, because -- h cld nly tlk lk ths.
Apparently he had a vowel obstruction.
Why did the crab cross the road?
It didnt, it used the sidewalk
A pair of strings walk into the bar
A pair of strings walk into the bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"
The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdkCjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%U r89nvy owmc63Dz x.xvcu"
"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."
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