Lk Jokes - 3 Hilarious Lk Jokes

We had to rush my father to the hospital, because -- h cld nly tlk lk ths.

Apparently he had a vowel obstruction.

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Why did the crab cross the road?

It didnt, it used the sidewalk

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A pair of strings walk into the bar

A pair of strings walk into the bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"

The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdkCjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%U r89nvy owmc63Dz x.xvcu"

"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."

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