I don't know if it was because I was wearing a mask or nothing but a mask.
An apple and a poo were floating down the river.
The poo yells: "Apple, apple, come play with me." The apple says: "No! Ew! Stay away from me!"
A little further down the river the poo yells again, "Apple, apple, come play with me." The apple disgustingly replies, "No! Ew! Stay away from me!"
Suddenly a man grabs the apple out the riv...
Sometimes I wonder about my ex girlfriends who I haven't seen in years,
you know, like has she become all fat and bloated, or has she become disgustingly skinny; or maybe someone has already found the body.
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