I am no native English, so probably there is some lost in translation.
This is an old Russian joke that my five-year-old who survived WWII just made up.
The pope is traveling Australia. At a gas station, the owner, yells "check, mate" - his horse mayo neighs and the pope falls on his h...
I am a big fan of playing different kind of songs together.
You can say that I am medley in love with it.
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The Octopus Joke Retold
So this guy walks into a bar with an Octopus. He is named the Amazing Octodad, seriously it's on his T-shirt. He heads to the bar, gets a beer and waits for the music to stop. A cute blonde gives a weird wtf look when a tentacle starts wriggling over to tickle her leg but Octodad just winks and says...
What do you call a group of coma patients who suddenly wake and start singing?