I've met a track and field athlete that commonly chokes whenever he runs too fast,

It became a running gag for him.

Hear about the blonde arrested at the track and field meet?

He was caught smoking a joint at the high jump.

Gunfire reported at track and field event

They said it was race related

What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite track and field event?

Sheeplechase.

My track and field team complained that the hurdles were too short

But I'm not worried, they'll get over it

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[Long]Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together

and discussing surgeries they had performed..

 

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Ontario. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident; 

I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

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Track and field is perfect for introverts.

The goal is the be there the shortest time possible.

Confusion reigns at the Olympics

A young journalist walked up to a track and field athlete who was warming up for his event to get an interview.

Not entirely sure of the athlete's discipline he asks, "Are you a polevaulter?"

The athlete replied, "Nein, I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?"

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