Track And Field Jokes - 6 Hilarious Track And Field Jokes

My track and field team complained that the hurdles were too short

But I'm not worried, they'll get over it

Hear about the blonde arrested at the track and field meet?

He was caught smoking a joint at the high jump.

I've met a track and field athlete that commonly chokes whenever he runs too fast,

It became a running gag for him.

Track and field is perfect for introverts.

The goal is the be there the shortest time possible.

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[Long]Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together

and discussing surgeries they had performed..

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Ontario. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident;

I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

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Confusion reigns at the Olympics

A young journalist walked up to a track and field athlete who was warming up for his event to get an interview.

Not entirely sure of the athlete's discipline he asks, "Are you a polevaulter?"

The athlete replied, "Nein, I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?"

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