A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says. The two Englishmen just stare at him. "Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" The two continue to stare. "Parlare Italiano?" No resp...
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What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common?
Both are outdated currency.
Here is the one from the book about the doctor and the trump (not the president)
It happened that the doctor and the tramp (not all tramps are poor) bought a piece of land opposite to each other. They started to build their houses and the tramp liked the brick that the doctor used so he bought the same. After the tramp put in the windows and the doors, the doctor liked those too...
Two british men are sitting at a bus stop...
When a man, clearly not from their town, comes up towards them.
"Parlez-vous Français?" The man asks the two Brits.
Confused, they stare blankly at the foreigner.
"Hablan ustedes Español?" The man tries again - still no reaction from the two men.
Frustrated, the foreign...
What do you call a mean person in Germany?
As the old German saying goes:
One's company, two's a Kraut, and three's a Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei.
The foreign tourist
Hank and Frank are walking down the street. A flustered-looking guy comes up to them and asks,
"Parlez-vous français?" (Do you speak French?)
They stare at him. He tries again,
"Sprechen Sie Deutsch?" (Do you speak German?)
"Hablas español?" (Do you spe...
Angela Merkel visits Greece
Angela Merkel goes on holiday to Greece.
She reaches customs.
Merkel: Angela Merkel
Merkel: Nein, not zis time, just for ze holidays
I feel bad for people who work at German supermarkets.
They have to deal with Deutsch bags all day.
It was 1940...
...in war time Berlin. An SS Officer had a side line going as an amateur clock maker and repairer. One day a customer walked into his clock repair shop with a mantel clock. The SS Officer said "Vhat can I do for you?" The customer replied. "It's my mantel clock. It's not working properly... if you p...