What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common?
Both are outdated currency.
What do you call a mean person in Germany?
As the old German saying goes:
One's company, two's a Kraut, and three's a Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei.
Angela Merkel visits Greece
Angela Merkel goes on holiday to Greece.
She reaches customs.
Merkel: Angela Merkel
Merkel: Nein, not zis time, just for ze holidays
It was 1940...
...in war time Berlin. An SS Officer had a side line going as an amateur clock maker and repairer. One day a customer walked into his clock repair shop with a mantel clock. The SS Officer said "Vhat can I do for you?" The customer replied. "It's my mantel clock. It's not working properly... if you p...