A man in rags parks a 40-year-old pickup truck next to a printing store and walks up to the counter.
He says:
- I need 20 pictures of Kim Kardashian. I'll pay later.
The store clerk agrees and makes the prints. The truck guy drives away with them. Some time later, he comes back in decent clothes and a 20-year-old truck, pays for the 20 pictures and says:
- I need 50 pictures of...
Three married businessmen meet for their annual camping trip.
As they see each other only this time of the year, they have a lot to talk about. On their last day in the woods, the men decide to go for a little walk. Suddenly, they hear someone whimper. They follow the noise to a well and with combined efforts, they rescue a little fairy from its ground. ...
The genie and the Aboriginal
An Aboriginal was walking along the beach when he found a bottle. He thought that he might be able to sell it and make some money so he started cleaning it up, rubbing it with his sleeve.
All of a sudden a genie popped out and said, "I will grant you three wishes, but wish carefully."
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