Web Designer Jokes - 13 Hilarious Web Designer Jokes

What’s the difference between a spider and a web designer?

The spider likes bugs on their web

A Web Designer decided to use right aligned text

His boss yelled at him for it, because it wasn't justified.

What do you call a rich spider?

A web designer with a huge net worth.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

Went out, had a few drinks. Nice Guy. He's a Web Designer.

What's Spiderman's favorite hobby?

Web designer

Quarantine going good so far

I met a spider last night. Pretty cool guy. Talked to him a bit, he said he works as web designer.

I was so sure my new hire was Spider-Man

Because his resume said he was a web designer.

Rather than kill it, my girlfriend told me to catch this spider in our kitchen and take him out.

So I did. I got a big ol' jar and put it over him then slid an index card under and flipped. Apply lid to jar, phase one was complete.

Next step, take him out. I opened the door and went outside. I walked across my lawn to the street where my car was parked. I got in my car with my jar-spide...

This lockdown is not bad as it seemed

Today I had a great chat with a web designer.

Can you guys believe, the guy lived in my attic the whole time!

Day 8 of quarantine

Talked to a spider living under my bed today. Seems like a cool guy. Told me he wants to be a web designer.

My wife screamed when she saw a spider in the house and wanted me to kill him for her. Instead of killing him I took him out...

We went to my favorite bar, had a few drinks. I got to know him pretty well. He was a really awesome guy. I also learned he is a web designer.

I don't get what the big deal is with spiders. Why is everyone so scared of them?

I got to know the spider living in the corner of my room. We talked about our dreams and goals, he wants to be a Web designer.

What's every spider's dream job?

A web designer.

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