Late one night a robber wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and put a gun to his head. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You can’t do this — I’m a US Congressman!"
"Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!"
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A Priest and a Nun go golfing...
The priest lines up his shot, adjusts his lucky cap, takes a deep breath, and swings! And misses.
"Fuck!" he shouts.
The nun is scandalized and warns the priest-'Father! Watch your language!' The priest apologizes and decides to move onto the next hole.
He lines up his shot,...
The bunny jogging
A bunny is running through the forest and he meets a hedgehog, who's smoking a joint, so the bunny says:
"Hedgehog noo, don't do it, drugs are dangerous, come to run with me in the forest!"
The hedgehog convinced by the bunny runs with him. They run and they meet a bluetit w...