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Evaporate Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who evaporated?

He will be mist.

To my favorite pond of water that completely evaporated last night:

You will be mist.

What do you call data that evaporates?

Cloud.

I find myself confused everytime I open a can of Evaporated Milk

There is always liquid in it.

I bought a tin of evaporated milk the other day

when I opened it, it was empty.

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What do you call a Mexican women with three boobs?

Tres Leches

You Know It's Hot When ...

Cows are giving evaporated milk ...
Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs ...
Catfish are already fried when caught ...
Jehovah Witnesses start telemarketing ...

50 Jokes for 50 US States Part III

# Arizona

Its so hot in Arizona, cows are giving evaporated milk and the trees are whistling for dogs.



Disclaimer: This is not my joke. And I sure hope that its not a repost from any of the subs. I am sure that there will be numerous variations out there. So just wanted to let ...

My kids just read this on a popsicle stick. What do you feed a disapearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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I didn't make this 4 years ago. This might not be the worst joke. I'm posting again for the ones who read the original by the original poster...this is my version to pay homage

There are two identical twin brothers that live together. One happens to be a well-known porn star, and the other is a lazy ass. Lazy ass doesn't have a job and just likes to sit around the house. One Sunday, the porn star is angry and thirsty. He decides to make the brother do something useful....

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