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What do you call a Mexican women with three boobs?

Tres Leches

I find myself confused everytime I open a can of Evaporated Milk

There is always liquid in it.

What do you call data that evaporates?

Cloud.

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Use The Camel

Having joined the French Foreign Legion, Pierre focused on becoming the best soldier he could. Day in, day out he trained; long marches with full pack, hand to hand combat, shooting range etc... but even all this activity couldn't take away the yearning he had, after all he was a young viral man. T...

RIP evaporated water....

...You will be mist

I bought a tin of evaporated milk the other day

when I opened it, it was empty.

In our fridge there is condensed milk, evaporated milk, vanilla and eggs.

So I put a sticker on it saying, "Warning: Highly Flannable."

My kids just read this on a popsicle stick. What do you feed a disapearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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I made this joke today, and it's the worst joke. This is an original, please read till the end and you will see.

Edit: Yes, it's a joke of another joke (Obviously should be able to tell from the title). Read through, not only the punchline is different, you should be able to notice the other subtle changes.



There are two identical twin brothers that live together. One happens to be a well-known...

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