I find myself confused everytime I open a can of Evaporated Milk

There is always liquid in it.

What do you call data that evaporates?

Cloud.

RIP evaporated water....

...You will be mist

I bought a tin of evaporated milk the other day

when I opened it, it was empty.

My kids just read this on a popsicle stick. What do you feed a disapearing cat?

Evaporated milk

In our fridge there is condensed milk, evaporated milk, vanilla and eggs.

So I put a sticker on it saying, "Warning: Highly Flannable."

Always be closing

Head car salesman Jeff, having just had a heart to heart with bottom performer Larry about how important getting his next sale was to keeping his job, walked back out onto the sales lot and into a sight that nearly caused him to have a coronary.

Larry, considered dim even by using LED bulb wa...

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I didn't make this 4 years ago. This might not be the worst joke. I'm posting again for the ones who read the original by the original poster...this is my version to pay homage

There are two identical twin brothers that live together. One happens to be a well-known porn star, and the other is a lazy ass. Lazy ass doesn't have a job and just likes to sit around the house. One Sunday, the porn star is angry and thirsty. He decides to make the brother do something useful....

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