Lions don't usually cannibalize, because they are proud creatures.
But sometimes they have to swallow their pride.
What do you call a little person who cannibalizes their own family?
That joke was stupid.
Long ago in ancient Rome, the most heinous criminals were brought before Caesar to be sentenced.
One criminal was accused of murdering his mother-in-law. What made his crime especially depraved was that, after he strangled her, he allegedly cannibalized her body. Caesar said to the man, "What do you have to say for yourself?"
"By golly I did it! I did it all, and if I could do it again, ...