I just found my old Nokia and connected it with my power bank.

The power bank is now fully charged again.

I was bored and hit my Nokia with a hammer, it broke, obviously.

So, I took it to Best Buy to get it fixed, and the woman at the counter said they can't fix hammers.

Once I got annoyed with my Nokia and threw it at the wall

Now I'm in jail for murdering my neighbour

After being shorted by hedge funds, Gamestop, AMC, Blackberry and Nokia are watching those funds cry about their losses

I guess you could say those... companies love misery

What's the opposite of KIA?

Nokia

I've just crashed my brand new Kia

Now i have nokia....

When your grandpa throws a nokia and knock you out, but you throw a note 7 and it explodes.

The future is now old man

My friend told me that I am behind times on technology

I was so shocked I almost dropped my nokia 3310

I've found my old Nokia phone so I connected it to a powerbank.

Powerbank is now full. Phone still has 3 bars.

What car can't you own if you use a nokia?

A kia

Last I remember is taking a photo with my Nokia 3310...

...and then its all blurry

What nokia and human centipede have in common?

Connecting people

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

I accidentally dropped my Nokia phone on the table and broke it

Had to buy a new table

The Nokia 3310 was ahead of its time...

Dust proof, water proof, had a nearly infinite battery life, indestructible, AND no audio jack!

Husband on second day of marriage :-

He went to the makeup artist who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her a beautifully packed iphone X box.

Make up artist opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 1100.

Husband smiled and said "same feeling I had when I saw my wife this mor...

What happened to the car dealership when they ran out of KIA's?

They sell Nokia's now.

Do you know who was the biggest sponser of the movie Human Centipede?

Nokia.

Nokia - Connecting people

Sorry.

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What do you call a Kia with push button start?

Nokia

I drove my car into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone.

One minute, a Kia.
Next minute, Nokia.

A mother is sitting with her three children...

2 girls and a boy. The first girl turns to her mother, and asks, with a soft, sweet voice and a smile, "Mom, why is my name violet?".

Her mother answers, "Well, dear when I was in hospital with you your father brought me a bouquet of violets, and when I was trying to think of a name, one of t...

The cost of dropping your phone on the floor

If you drop your iPhone on the floor the cost of getting the phone repaired is 149$.

If you drop your HTC on the floor the cost of getting the phone repaired is 200$.

If you drop your Nokia on the floor the cost of getting the floor repaired is 2000$.

Long after the death of all humans, a group of aliens come to Earth.

The first thing they find? A Nokia phone still on half battery and in working condition.

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Fart Football

One night, an elderly couple is sitting in bed. The husband reading while the wife quietly knits. Breaking the silence, the husband leans gently to one side, and unleashes an egregious fart. His wife crumples her face and writhes in near agony next to him, bemoaning the ubiquitous ass mist that was ...

What is the car company, Kia's, main competitor?

Nokia

An apple

A sudden desert storm had made a traveler lost his direction. The only thing he had was an apple. It was so precious, whenever he was thirsty or hungry, he would only look at the apple, then he would walk again full of hope.

Unfortunately, he still died in the desert. It was written on the po...

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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