The first Person to drop a Nokia made a discovery-
A groundbreaking one
Once I got annoyed with my Nokia and threw it at the wall
Now I'm in jail for murdering my neighbour
When your grandpa throws a nokia and knock you out, but you throw a note 7 and it explodes.
The future is now old man
I just found my old Nokia and connected it with my power bank.
The power bank is now fully charged again.
I've found my old Nokia phone so I connected it to a powerbank.
Powerbank is now full. Phone still has 3 bars.
What nokia and human centipede have in common?
I dropped my Nokia today.
Now I'm upset because I have to replace my floor.
A mother is sitting with her three children...
2 girls and a boy. The first girl turns to her mother, and asks, with a soft, sweet voice and a smile, "Mom, why is my name violet?".
Her mother answers, "Well, dear when I was in hospital with you your father brought me a bouquet of violets, and when I was trying to think of a name, one of t...
Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?
so they can reuse the phone after the explosion
What does it take to break a Nokia phone?
There is a company called Kia and a company called Nokia.
I’m not sure who to believe.
The Nokia 3310 was ahead of its time...
Dust proof, water proof, had a nearly infinite battery life, indestructible, AND no audio jack!
What do you call a person without a KIA car?
Husband on second day of marriage :-
He went to the makeup artist who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her a beautifully packed iphone X box.
Make up artist opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 1100.
Husband smiled and said "same feeling I had when I saw my wife this mor...
I drove my car into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone.
One minute, a Kia. Next minute, Nokia.
The cost of dropping your phone on the floor
If you drop your iPhone on the floor the cost of getting the phone repaired is 149$.
If you drop your HTC on the floor the cost of getting the phone repaired is 200$.
If you drop your Nokia on the floor the cost of getting the floor repaired is 2000$.
What is the car company, Kia's, main competitor?
What do you have if you don't have a Kia?
A sudden desert storm had made a traveler lost his direction. The only thing he had was an apple. It was so precious, whenever he was thirsty or hungry, he would only look at the apple, then he would walk again full of hope.
Unfortunately, he still died in the desert. It was written on the po...
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One night, an elderly couple is sitting in bed. The husband reading while the wife quietly knits. Breaking the silence, the husband leans gently to one side, and unleashes an egregious fart. His wife crumples her face and writhes in near agony next to him, bemoaning the ubiquitous ass mist that was ...
What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?