I was bored and hit my Nokia with a hammer, it broke, obviously.
So, I took it to Best Buy to get it fixed, and the woman at the counter said they can't fix hammers.
I just found my old Nokia and connected it with my power bank.
The power bank is now fully charged again.
Why didn't Indiana Jones have a Nokia phone?
Because he was too afraid of the Snake game.
I dropped my Nokia from the balcony today
And they thought the building collapsed due to an earthquake...
Once I got annoyed with my Nokia and threw it at the wall
Now I'm in jail for murdering my neighbour
When your grandpa throws a nokia and knock you out, but you throw a note 7 and it explodes.
The future is now old man
Guys, I just crashed my KIA. Now I have...
After being shorted by hedge funds, Gamestop, AMC, Blackberry and Nokia are watching those funds cry about their losses
I guess you could say those... companies love misery
I've found my old Nokia phone so I connected it to a powerbank.
Powerbank is now full. Phone still has 3 bars.
The CEO of Apple, Huawei and Nokia are all sitting together in a hot tub...
... bragging about their newest groundbreaking technology.
The CEO of Apple starts explaining how his company invented a tiny speaker and a tiny mic which would be surgically attached to your thumb and pinky finger - so you could receive a phone call, only by putting your hand to your ear. ...
What nokia and human centipede have in common?
Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?
so they can reuse the phone after the explosion
I accidentally dropped my Nokia phone on the table and broke it
Had to buy a new table
What does it take to break a Nokia phone?
What car can't you own if you use a nokia?
What happens when you crash your new Kia?
You end up with NoKia
(credit to someone on Instagram)
Husband on second day of marriage :-
He went to the makeup artist who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her a beautifully packed iphone X box.
Make up artist opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 1100.
Husband smiled and said "same feeling I had when I saw my wife this mor...
Last I remember is taking a photo with my Nokia 3310...
...and then its all blurry
What happened to the car dealership when they ran out of KIA's?
They sell Nokia's now.
Do you know who was the biggest sponser of the movie Human Centipede?
Nokia - Connecting people
I drove my car into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone.
One minute, a Kia. Next minute, Nokia.
My friend told me that I am behind times on technology
I was so shocked I almost dropped my nokia 3310
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What do you call a Kia with push button start?
The cost of dropping your phone on the floor
If you drop your iPhone on the floor the cost of getting the phone repaired is 149$.
If you drop your HTC on the floor the cost of getting the phone repaired is 200$.
If you drop your Nokia on the floor the cost of getting the floor repaired is 2000$.
Long after the death of all humans, a group of aliens come to Earth.
The first thing they find? A Nokia phone still on half battery and in working condition.
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One night, an elderly couple is sitting in bed. The husband reading while the wife quietly knits. Breaking the silence, the husband leans gently to one side, and unleashes an egregious fart. His wife crumples her face and writhes in near agony next to him, bemoaning the ubiquitous ass mist that was ...
What is the car company, Kia's, main competitor?
A sudden desert storm had made a traveler lost his direction. The only thing he had was an apple. It was so precious, whenever he was thirsty or hungry, he would only look at the apple, then he would walk again full of hope.
Unfortunately, he still died in the desert. It was written on the po...
What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?